dammIT

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Tue 27 March 2007

When the birds awake

Posted by Michiel Scholten in posts   

It was 6:10AM when my alarm clock gently started humming a tune from the radio. It was still dark [thanks, DST...], but I heard some birds already singing their morning songs. Groggily I stuffed some sandwiches in my mouth while getting some suitable day-clothes on, hoping they would match …

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Mon 26 March 2007

Spam and other annoying stuff

Posted by Michiel Scholten in posts   

And I'm at the exactly 6000 spam messages again in my email spam folder, counting from the first of January this year. That'd be... well, about 70,59 messages per day. Thank the gods for Spamassassin...

In further news, I'm studying for two exams I have this week; the one …

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Fri 23 March 2007

Lightweight soda drink bottles

Posted by Michiel Scholten in posts   

  1. Open closet door
  2. Notice how all empty bottles come crashing down on you
  3. Sigh and try to stuff them back on the shelf
  4. Start to get more annoyed because they won't stay upright
  5. Direct some angry kicks inside the closet
  6. Find that this doesn't solve your problem
  7. Patiently [while fuming …

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Thu 01 March 2007

Dealing with annoying passengers

Posted by Michiel Scholten in posts   

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:

  1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case
  2. Remove your laptop
  3. Start up
  4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen
  5. Close your eyes and tilt your head …

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