A rantbox

Lightweight soda drink bottles

  1. Open closet door
  2. Notice how all empty bottles come crashing down on you
  3. Sigh and try to stuff them back on the shelf
  4. Start to get more annoyed because they won't stay upright
  5. Direct some angry kicks inside the closet
  6. Find that this doesn't solve your problem
  7. Patiently [while fuming] set all bottles upright again
  8. Close closet door
  9. Stare at still empty glass
  10. Open closet door

[The previous generation of those things where a little bit heavier, and *actually stayed upright* when a slight breeze went past them - like, when you open the closet door...]