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A rantbox by Michiel Scholten

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Lightweight soda drink bottles

Open closet door Notice how all empty bottles come crashing down on you Sigh and try to stuff them back on the shelf Start to get more annoyed because they won't stay upright Direct some angry kicks inside the closet Find that this doesn't solve your problem Patiently [while fuming …

Dealing with annoying passengers

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case Remove your laptop Start up Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen Close your eyes and tilt your head …