• "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
• "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
• "So -- what are you wearing?"
• "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
• "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
• "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
• "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
• "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
• "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
• "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
• "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

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Also check the software development cycle. This one is too true... [yeah, that's experience talking]