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I'm tweaking some stuff at this weblog, so please do a Ctrl+R, F5 or whatever it is your browser uses to refresh pages and other files [like the stylesheet this site uses]. Things will look better [at least, they will look like I intend them to]. Too bad the …

Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it." "So -- what are you wearing?" "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n." "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with …